DD TRACK & BURN

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
01/19/2017 at 14:08 • Filed to: None

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Your three choices are the GLS63 AMG with (585 HP), the Lamborghini Jalpa (255HP) and the Citroen C5 Break V6 (211HP)

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These are the choices, go.

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DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > My citroen won't start
01/19/2017 at 14:11

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DD: Overpowered soccer mom mobile, with stick figure family on back

Track: Pretty sure that’s a lambo dude

Burn: Like all French things the Citroen loves to smoke


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > My citroen won't start
01/19/2017 at 14:13

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DD the Merc

Track the Jalpa (god I want one)

Burn the Citroen.


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > My citroen won't start
01/19/2017 at 14:13

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DD Cedes

Track Lambo

Burn That other car


Kinja'd!!! Bytemite > My citroen won't start
01/19/2017 at 14:14

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DD and track the Lambo. Burn the others. Life’s too short to be driving boring cars.


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > My citroen won't start
01/19/2017 at 14:18

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DD: 2016 Citroen C6

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Track: Blown LS1 Jalpa

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Burn: Mercedes Scourge of the earth   mommobile ugly CUV thing


Kinja'd!!! S65 > CaptDale - is secretly British
01/19/2017 at 14:23

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Same but I’m keeping that stock Lambo V8


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > My citroen won't start
01/19/2017 at 14:24

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DD: Lambo, because it’ll break at the track.

Track: AMG, because I can push Miatas and fox bodies out of the way.

Burn: French poo car


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > S65
01/19/2017 at 14:26

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I’d keep it mothballed on the shelf for when I am done racing it.


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > My citroen won't start
01/19/2017 at 14:28

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DD: Citroën

Track: Lambo

Burn: The Merc mini van.

Easiest choice, ever. Didn’t even have to think about it for more than a fraction of a second.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > My citroen won't start
01/19/2017 at 14:36

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DD the GLS

Track the Jalpa, because it will break everywhere, might as well enjoy it.

Burn the French wagon


Kinja'd!!! misfitmascots > Party-vi
01/19/2017 at 14:51

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Same here.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > My citroen won't start
01/19/2017 at 15:26

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DD the nuclear powered Mercedes bus.

Track the lambo.

Burn the French thingy.


Kinja'd!!! Amoore100 > duurtlang
01/19/2017 at 19:47

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Duh. This is best answer. Ahhhh, experiencing those hydropneumatics over all the stupid speed bumps at my school would just be a dream, that and the C5 doesn’t make everyone automatically assume that you’re a rich douche (just another anonymous car not sold in the United States...) 


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > CaptDale - is secretly British
01/20/2017 at 00:57

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The GLS is a full-size SUV.


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > TheHondaBro
01/20/2017 at 10:44

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Yes, there are zero fucks given about it